And don't even get us started about trying to take them off. We've all had that moment of panic, where we fear we're going to become the first girl to ever become permanently stuck in her skinny jeans.
How, you ask? If you've worn them, you've probably already guessed. Just as it's impossible for us to get stuff out of our own pockets while we're wearing them, the would-be robbers couldn't remove the guy's iPhone 6 or wallet from his super tight skinny jeans.
"They couldn't even get a finger in my pocket," the victim told the New York Post. "They were just arguing amongst themselves . . . like, 'Get into his front pocket! Get into his left pocket!' And the other would say, 'I can't get it! I can't!' ... It was kind of hilarious and scary at the same time."
Skinny jeans: Stopping crime one tight pocket at a time.
Suffice it to say, this guy is definitely glad he wore his skinny jeans that day!