Research Says Shout a Little Louder if You Want a Karlie Kloss Body
Science has finally done us all a favor. Or maybe it's just me with my perpetual laziness and my too short days and nights. Whether or not you're actually into sports, everyone is into looking good and feeling confident about themselves. And (unfortunately for me who'd rather buy another one of those magical fitness equipment that supposedly burns your fat while you doze off on the couch even though I'm quite sure it won't work) exercise is necessary to look and feel healthy.
But I knew, one day, science would not fail me and prove that even me - lazy bum No. 1 - could be as fit as the next supermodel. Now, you're probably guessing what I have to do to be as fit as Gigi Hadid or Doutzen Kroes. And actually, it's quite simple - just be a little louder!
In lieu of earlier research that showed just thinking of lifting weights also provided for activity in your muscles, new scientific research has now proven that grunting while working out actually heightens the intensity of the exercise!
I call that beautiful and relevant research - much more useful than research that tells us the chance of Earth and Mercury colliding is even smaller than we assumed. (Really? We assumed? I didn't know about this, until I read it, and now I'm paranoid about the apparently 'small chance' - WHY IS THERE A CHANCE TO BEGIN WITH?)
Then again, I suppose that I'd still have to leave the comfort of my sofa if I actually want to reap the benefits of this earth-shattering discovery. And is that really worth it when Mercury could possibly hit Earth just like that and literally shatter the earth?
For now, I'll just longingly stare at the bodies of the people who get paid to look that good, and maybe fantasize about lifting weights a bit more. You gotta start somewhere, right?
At least Ben & Jerry's agrees with me.