This Guy's Kale Salad Will Haunt Your Lunches Forever

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Made a kale salad for dinner and towards the end of the meal I looked down and saw some lettuce moving on my plate. "Hmm, that's strange," I thought to myself. "Lettuce doesn't move."

Posted by Nick Bilton on Saturday, September 26, 2015
At first when we heard someone found something gross in a kale salad, we were getting ready to share it all over our Facebook page with a caption that read something like "And here's why I never jumped on the trendy veggie bandwagon. Romaine, FTW!"

And then when we saw the video, we realized that this could have been ANY of our salads - kale, iceberg, yes, even our precious Romaine.

When you watch it, keep your eye on the fork, in particular the prong closest to the camera...

"Made a kale salad for dinner," the would-be salad eater wrote on Facebook, along with the video above. "And towards the end of the meal I looked down and saw some lettuce moving on my plate. 'Hmm, that's strange, I thought to myself. 'Lettuce doesn't move.'"

No, it most certainly does not...


The scary thing is that this is WAY more catastrophic than simply finding a black bug in your salad because this creature was the EXACT same color as the food. How are we ever going to trust salad again?

All we have to say is it's a good thing this didn't happen with a piece of pizza. That is something we're not sure we could ever recover from.

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