On Wednesday, the 34-year-old tennis phenom took to Facebook to recount how she sprang into action after a man tried to steal her phone while she was having dinner at a restaurant.
When she saw a suspicious patron snatch her phone from a chair and leave the premises, Serena did what any self-assured, bada** chick would do — she chased him down and showed him who's boss.
"Just because you are a lady don't be afraid to step up to any challenge and not be a victim but a hero!" she wrote.
While this failed attempt at thievery is certainly no laughing matter, we can't help but LOL at Serena's vivid storytelling imagery. Add her latest feat to all of her other exceptional triumphs like becoming the first black female to land a solo Vogue cover and winning her sixth Wimbledon trophy, and the script about Serena's amazing life story practically writes itself.