Um yeah, I know.
"Why don't you get it fixed?"
Because I don't have $100 lying around?
"It still works like that?"
Nope. I'm carrying around a useless piece of metal.
"That's because you have an iPhone."
Says every Android user.
"You should get a Lifeproof case."
Yeah well, they should make a Lifeproof iPhone.
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