If hearing Jennifer chat about her everything from her upcoming projects to onset drama and politics doesn't make you want to kick off your shoes and listen intently (read: fawn over) every word she has to say, then you're doing it all wrong.
Here are 5 real-girl revelations from J. Law's Vogue interview:
She was uber nervous to meet Kris Jenner:
Shortly after meeting, J. Law wound up in bed with Kris. That's not something a nervous person would do is it? The Hunger Games star told the mag that upon meeting the reality TV mom, her "knees buckled." She continued, "And then I got hammered and talked to her like I think I'm part of the family."
Can we grab some drinks and hang out with J. Law? Just sayin'...
In addition to being an expert celebrity photobomber, she's also a serial pad crasher:
Seriously — just ask Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis.
"And I've made friends with Mila and Ashton, two doors down," she says of the celebrity couple. "They're awesome. I go over there uninvited. They're probably getting pretty sick of me."
She's perpetually bae-less:
"Literally zero magic has happened in here," Jennifer said, referring to her bedroom. "Cheers to my hymen growing back!"
Like most women, J. Law isn't a huge fan of the boob harness. "Oh, thank God, I can take off my bra," J. Law tells the interviewer before removing it on the spot.
She admitted to completely losing her s**t on set:
While filming Joy earlier this year, the pressure of working with the flu got the best of J. Law and she totally went HAM on director David O. Russell.
"I was f**king mean on set," Jennifer said. "I wasn't mean to anybody but David. I would never be mean to somebody who couldn't be mean back. But when you really love somebody, you fight with them. There have been times where I've said, 'We should go to couples therapy.'"
Sigh. Unapologetically awkward, honest and charming? Those are ultimate #realgirlgoals.