Are you kinda freaked out? So are we.
It seems that Lush has done the previously unthinkable: Made a body wash that resembles Kris Kringle's cookie-fed physique. Why of all things you would choose THAT to lather up with, we couldn't tell you.
Lush calls the mildly creepy glycerin-based, star-speckled product Santa's Belly Shower Jelly, and a 3.5-ounce tub will set you back about $7. It's made with apple and grape juices and a star anise infusion, and is scented like apple.
OK, OK, so it's really just wiggly soap with a clever name, but hey, it caught our attention and obviously, yours too! Someone give the copywriter over at Lush a raise.
To use it, Lush advises you crush it into a shower pouf or just rub directly on your skin or hair (it can function as a shampoo, too). They also suggest you store it in the freezer, just in case looking at it in the shower wasn't enough for your family. Just push it aside on your way to the ice cream, Mom.
If you need a gag gift for a Yankee Swap, White Elephant, Pollyanna or whatever you call your version of that popular gift exchange game, this one would definitely get people talking.