7 Reasons Your Phone Is Like Your Child
1. You Don't Let It Leave Your Sight
You take your phone everywhere (literally everywhere, even to the bathroom) because you don't want anything to happen to it. It can get stolen, or even worse, you can miss a text and not be able to answer it within five minutes. How tragic would that be?! You have to take your child with you everywhere.
2. You Are Overprotective of It
You don't let anyone take it, and if they do, you get extremely mad. It is your phone and your baby.
3. You Clothe It
You obviously have to make sure your phone looks cute and dress it with that designer Michael Kors case.
4. You Can't Drop It
If you drop your phone, you're doomed. It will crack and suffer both physical and psychological trauma for the rest of its life.
5. It Keeps You Up at Night
Your phone is by your bedside, and it rings and beeps, waking you up in your sleep. You got so much more sleep before having a phone. You lay in bed for hours before falling asleep to tend to your baby.
6. You Have to Feed It
You have to charge it throughout the day to make sure it stays fueled. You don't want your child to be drained of energy.
7. You Don't Remember Life Without It
Your phone has brought so much joy to your life but also so much anxiety. You can barely remember the simpler times before having it, and your life was never the same after getting your phone.