Before anyone had the chance to get all nostalgic about the Full House reboot, John Stamos stripped down for Paper magazine, and just like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, bared his butt for the world in a shot that should've broken the internet.
In the snap, John rocks a collared shirt and nothing else as he stares out a window that is draped with curtains. A smile is on his face as he palms his head (what is on the other side of that window?).
If the photo surprised you, you're not the only one. In an interview with Paper accompanying the shoot appropriately titled "The New Moon of John Stamos," John was asked about the craziest thing he did all year and he replied, "Pose bottomless for Paper." He also had the same response what they asked him what he does when he wants to get attention. At least he's honest.
Alas, the butt-baring pic wasn't the only photo John posed for in the mag. The actor threw his clothes back on – a suit to be exact – for a "Fandemonium" shoot, looking dapper as he struck a few poses outdoors.
For the record, John is 52 and clearly getting better with time. Move over J. Lo.