If she ever needs assistance penning tunes for her followup to 25, Adele could totally pull inspiration from Stephanie's personal experience with a romance gone horribly awry. According to MTV, the shameless superfan poured her heart into a lengthy post that reads like a close friend who wants to swap stories about the antics of their sh**ty exes. In her case, the ex in question is a "2 timing, lying, cheating dirt bag" with a secret love child, and she wanted Adele to know all about it.
In the letter addressed to Adele, Stephanie recalled with TMI-level details what happened after a night of drowning her sorrows in alcohol.
"I made my way to the kitchen bin where I puked my guts up and pissed my pants whilst doing so," she wrote. "I stumbled into the living room and pressed play on your recorded performance of 'someone like you' on the TV. I sang and cried at the top of my lungs, believing I was you as I belted out every word to the bastard In the doorway looking at me with disgust!"
We may or may not be facepalming at that information, but in the end Stephanie was simply grateful for Adele creating music that helped her through an awful time — and that's something anyone who's suffered through heartbreak can certainly relate to.