In the meantime, here's the next best thing:
TMZ, as soon as Kim's 'Kimoji' app launched, so many people rushed to the Apple store to start downloading it (at one point, 9000 people A SECOND were downloading it) that the store started to crash.
Fortunately, they were able to prevent it from fully crashing, so customers who had $1.99 to spare and wanted to get their hands on Kim's new app were able to.
When Kim heard the news, she took to social media to share her thoughts:
Apple, I'm so sorry I broke your App Store!!!— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) December 21, 2015
And in case you're wondering what Kimoji even are, here's the sneak peek Kim shared on Twitter:
I can't believe so many people downloaded my KIMOJI app that it affected the entire app store!— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) December 21, 2015
KIMOJI pic.twitter.com/ymuwisqZQj— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) December 21, 2015